An Illustrated Bible by presented The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith http://www.thebricktestament.com Ever performed a magic trick for your friends? Committed adultery? Worshipped an idol? Are you cowardly? How about filthy? Have you ever told a lie? If so, bad news. You are going to be ceaselessly tortured for all eternity. http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation5 http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation5 God has a plan and here's one thing we can know about God's plan: it involves torture. Lots and lots of torture. http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation4 http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation4 The Brick Testament beat out such formidable opponents as James T. Kirk, Neal Peart's Drum Kit, Sir Ernest Henry Shackleton, and Shutter Shades to be voted MOST AWESOME and to go down in history as the eighth AwesomeOff Champion over at AwesomeOff.com http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#awesomeoff http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#awesomeoff In what will almost certainly be looked back on as an ill-conceived and terribly misguided move, The Brick Testament today launches its official 24-hour Feedback Line... http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#feedback http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#feedback In our latest set of five new illustrated stories, Satan is cast to Earth and is, ironically enough, received as something of a "godsend" by the surviving population... http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation3 http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation3 In today's four new illustrated stories we begin to see what sort of plan for humanity ol' Yahweh has been scheming up during his "quiet years". http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation2 http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation2 Behold! Just in time for Easter, it's the first four illustrated stories from the book of Revelation. http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation1 http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#revelation1 It is my hope that this version, told as 8 illustrated stories, will faithfully deliver the essence and impact of the original without viewer feeling like he himself is being tormented by a capricious higher power. http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#job http://www.thebricktestament.com/latest_additions/index.html#job